Thursday, 26 April 2012

Squeam part 2: Shitstorm.

3 April 2012

Check your squeam at the door or look away now.

Pricey bottles and looser nappies help gassy babies deflate and eat without incident. Usually.

But nappies which are applied too loosely result in said baby filling one. entire. leg. of his babygro with shit. And still smiling, the little stinker.

The smart mother will smell the deposit mid feed and subtly hand off baby to daddy. This tactic fails miserably however, because although daddy gets babygro clean out duty, someone has to dangle bubs in the sink to remove the offending paste.

Don't let this happen to you. If it HAS happened to you, the wine's on me. If it has not, consider yourself warned.

Bottoms up!

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