3 April 2012
Check your squeam at the door or look away now.
Pricey bottles and looser nappies help gassy babies deflate and eat without incident. Usually.
But nappies which are applied too loosely result in said baby filling
one. entire. leg. of his babygro with shit. And still smiling, the
The smart mother will smell the deposit mid feed
and subtly hand off baby to daddy. This tactic fails miserably
however, because although daddy gets babygro clean out duty, someone has
to dangle bubs in the sink to remove the offending paste.
Don't let this happen to you. If it HAS happened to you, the wine's on me. If it has not, consider yourself warned.