Thursday, 26 April 2012

Parenthood is the Matrix.

29 March 2012

The phone is not 'suddenly always ringing right when I'm in the middle of something'. I am just no longer ever NOT right in the middle of something.


Once there is a baby in the house, said baby is the only one to have a regular mani, pedi and facial. Adults now get the two-minute-shower-while-eating-a-sandwich-and-loading-the-dishwasher combo.

This requires being in three places at the same time, which is a newly acquired skill, learned in a ridiculously short span of time.

Therefore, parenthood is the Matrix. You may call me Trinity.

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