The phone is not 'suddenly always ringing right when I'm in the middle of something'. I am just no longer ever NOT right in the middle of something.
Once there is a baby in the house, said baby is the only one to have a regular mani, pedi and facial. Adults now get the two-minute-shower-while-eating
This requires being in three places at the same time, which is a newly acquired skill, learned in a ridiculously short span of time.
Therefore, parenthood is the Matrix. You may call me Trinity.