19 March 2012
Although it may seem extortionate, there is a bloody good reason muslin
cloths cost upwards of £1 each. Try baby maintenance without them and
suffer the consequences.
Blocked ducts fricking HURT, particularly when the cure is to keep prodding them. Wasn't the pain meant to stop at the birth?!
Every journey time estimate requires an additional 30 minute 'oops cushion'. For example: oops-I-haven't-brushed-my-teeth-yet, oops-still-need-to-pump, and the piece de resistance, oops-the-baby-just-shat-on-me-I-have-to-change-now.